I Need A Boss

Most women feel that they “NEED” a man! Why do you feel that you need a man? Because you see everyone else with one? Are you lonely? Well get a puppy!!! But for you women who really really REALLY need a man this is for you.

Make sure when looking for a man you are looking in the right places. Don’t go to the club trying to look for a GOOD man, all you are going to get is a man looking for a GOOD time! Also don’t make yourself look like a fool. If you do not know what a fool looks like in the club watch “He’s just not that into you” and you will see a prime example. Depending on what kind of man you are interested in (physically) you have to fish in the right areas. Let’s go to the gym. Now in the gym you may find 3 types of men. You can get the man that know he is the “ish” and he is just there to seduce more women and or make his persona look even more attractive. Now to identify him, you have to flirt a little. If you flirt with him and he winks, doesn’t talk polite, or if there are other ATTRACTIVE women in the gym, he acts as though he is not really interested in you. If this dude has on jewelry while working out, he is a player especially if he has on a gold chain with a hairy chest, lol you know what tends to happen after that being said! He will have his cell phone on him, probably the least amount of clothes, and drinking some mess that got taurine in it. Please trip him up when he is doing jumping jacks, it will make you feel better. Now the second dude is clearly gay. Seeing that the first 2 guys are about 99% of the gym (other than women and married men) you have to work fast. To notice a good man that is just tryna stay healthy is extremely hard. He normally has an ipod, not too muscular but a little toned (enough to say he is sexy). Make sure there is no ring on any finger and I mean ANY!!! This is a guy that smiles at you when you glance at him, he is dressed in walmart looking exercise gear with some $30 nikes!! Don’t try to play him though, I mean he is dressed to workout. Compare him to the Money Mayweathers in there, matching in Jordan apparel from head to toe, looking like a walking billboard! Just be smart about it. You can find good men at church, some neighborhood cookouts, at school is a plus as well as at your job! Say a dude in the unemployment line, ask you for your number, wtf? How both of ya’ll unemployed and ya’ll trying to hook up? Not happening! Think about where you meeting these busted men before you get trapped on looks or images. I seen some dudes in the salvation army with a $400 outfit on, now would he get my digits? No ma’am, especially if he was stealing from there (which I believe he was). What you need to do is not look for a man and that is when a good one will surface!