23 August 2011

Statistics


RULE #1
“Don’t be a booty call, If he don’t respect you girl he gon’ forget you girl”
-Just because a guy calls you doesn’t mean he likes you. Look at the facts; what time did he call you? Did he say in that sexy voice “what you doing, want me to come over or can you come over?”. Don’t be all naive talking about “he just wants to see me that’s all”. The more men you give your body to the less you will have to give to your husband.

NOW 2
“If he’s in a relationship and he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you”.
-Chicks act so dumb when they get to this point. Like honestly, you think that he wont cheat on you? He been with his last girl for about 3 to 5 years and you been in the picture for 4 months and you think you are exempt? Here go the phrase they love to give; “well he said she was nagging and he couldn’t take it no more and he is going to leave her next month” or “I am different from her he told me he would never do that to me”. Child please! If you dumb enough to keep a stray dog and you know there is another owner, but you choose to keep feeding him because he comes back, you are dumb!

RULE 3
“Tell him that you’re celibate and if he wants some of your goodies he gon’ have to work for it.”
-Unfortunately you haven’t even listened to rule one so this rule may be irrelevant so just exit this page………. I swear, girls believe sex is the remedy to keep a guy. If a guy wants you and you make him work for your loving, then it makes it that more interesting for him. If you just give it to him or any guy you date in the first few weeks, that is why you are single now!!! You know how many girls out there will give it up to any guy? You may not know but guys do……..sex will not keep him because it’s like cigarettes….he can get that anywhere from anyone!


RULE 4
“Be the person you wanna find, don’t be a nickel out here lookin’ for a dime.”
-Women be swearing they the stuff but wonder why they can’t have a happy relationship with another dime piece…..ugh maybe because you are only a dime to yourself. Turn the mirror on yourself and listen to the criticism that your ex have yelled at you in those break up arguments just so you can make sure you not short handing your significant other. Don’t expect to keep or let alone get someone that is perfect to you but not perfect for you…..You a nickel and a penny not a dime. You a dime when you present yourself that way and someone tells you that not when you think it!

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